Wednesday, October 13, 2010
ITS A GUD ARTICLE...Why are men such pigs?
Answer
Because the women that they are with LET them be!!!!
Society holds women to different standards than men are held to. It's a serious problem really. Women are sexually objectified, while the majority of men are less than attractive(by the physical standards women are held to) and don't maintain the same hygienic standards that women are expected to uphold.
Women are really the ones who hold the power to making men pigs or not. Women have the capacity to uphold integrity and know the difference between being "sexy" or "sexual". While sex is a natural act, women too often use sexuality as a form of power, rather than to withhold it and use it in it's time and place.
As far as I'm concerned, being female, I won't date a guy who sexualizes women, watches movies that have gratuitous breast shots and I make it clear before I start dating men. My way or the highway...because I enjoy my life and I have morals and values, and I'm not about to let a man disrespect me or womankind. I'm worth it, as far as I'm concerned, and that's how I will live my life and raise my children!
This opinion is common among women. Women, that is, who can't get a man to play along with their fantasies of themselves. When a woman can't manipulate a man, she CANNOT admit it may be her problem, not his. So she calls him a liar, a creep and a pig. Women are always trying to manipulate men into playing their games, instead of relating to one another as adults. Most women can't hear "gosh, you're pretty" too often, but how many tell a man his is handsome, that his clothes are nice or that his cologne is perfect? Women seem to think the man should be willing to debase himself and crawl after her on the off chance she may be interested in him that minute. Then when a man tires of her games and see through her attempts at manipulation, she must blame him in some way. Hence the generalization: all men are pigs. Women often say not they won't date a man who sexualizes women, all the while they reject men because of their height, or their social status, or (especially) their income. How about it women? When will you stop judging a man by these externals/
Because the women that they are with LET them be!!!!
Society holds women to different standards than men are held to. It's a serious problem really. Women are sexually objectified, while the majority of men are less than attractive(by the physical standards women are held to) and don't maintain the same hygienic standards that women are expected to uphold.
Women are really the ones who hold the power to making men pigs or not. Women have the capacity to uphold integrity and know the difference between being "sexy" or "sexual". While sex is a natural act, women too often use sexuality as a form of power, rather than to withhold it and use it in it's time and place.
As far as I'm concerned, being female, I won't date a guy who sexualizes women, watches movies that have gratuitous breast shots and I make it clear before I start dating men. My way or the highway...because I enjoy my life and I have morals and values, and I'm not about to let a man disrespect me or womankind. I'm worth it, as far as I'm concerned, and that's how I will live my life and raise my children!
This opinion is common among women. Women, that is, who can't get a man to play along with their fantasies of themselves. When a woman can't manipulate a man, she CANNOT admit it may be her problem, not his. So she calls him a liar, a creep and a pig. Women are always trying to manipulate men into playing their games, instead of relating to one another as adults. Most women can't hear "gosh, you're pretty" too often, but how many tell a man his is handsome, that his clothes are nice or that his cologne is perfect? Women seem to think the man should be willing to debase himself and crawl after her on the off chance she may be interested in him that minute. Then when a man tires of her games and see through her attempts at manipulation, she must blame him in some way. Hence the generalization: all men are pigs. Women often say not they won't date a man who sexualizes women, all the while they reject men because of their height, or their social status, or (especially) their income. How about it women? When will you stop judging a man by these externals/
WORST PICKUP LINES EVER!!!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you in between F and CK."
"You're hot, I'm ugly. Let’s make average babies."
You need something to shut that big mouth of yours."
I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?"
Nice legs; what time do they open?"
The word of the day is legs. Let's go to your house and spread the word."
My shirt would look great on your bedroom floor."
I'm going to have sex with you tonight; you might as well be there to enjoy it."
You have a better body than my dead great-grandmother!"
You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?"
I inserted the quarter, when does the fun start?"
Last night, I practiced on your sister."
Well... it's not going to suck itself."
I've already had sex with you five times, while you were sleeping. Want to make it six?"
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?"
Cold out isn't it? (Staring at breasts)"
Wanna have sex?"
"Did you know a teaspoon of sperm only contains 2 calories?"
"You're hot, I'm ugly. Let’s make average babies."
You need something to shut that big mouth of yours."
I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?"
Nice legs; what time do they open?"
The word of the day is legs. Let's go to your house and spread the word."
My shirt would look great on your bedroom floor."
I'm going to have sex with you tonight; you might as well be there to enjoy it."
You have a better body than my dead great-grandmother!"
You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?"
I inserted the quarter, when does the fun start?"
Last night, I practiced on your sister."
Well... it's not going to suck itself."
I've already had sex with you five times, while you were sleeping. Want to make it six?"
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?"
Cold out isn't it? (Staring at breasts)"
Wanna have sex?"
"Did you know a teaspoon of sperm only contains 2 calories?"
Thursday, September 30, 2010
WHAT TO SAY AND WHAT NOT TO SAY
Does this make me look fat?
What you are thinking...
Hmmm... let me jog around you a few times to take a look. See you in 20.
No, but just in case we should ask a salesperson about the tensile strength of that fabric.
Hey! That dress actually does make you look thin! Buy that!
No, no, no, turn around. There. Now you look fat.
Well, no. Not all of you. Only certain parts of you.
What you can actually say...
No, of course not.
You look beautiful.
It looks beautiful.
I love you just the way you are.
Let's have sex tonight.
Do you love me for my brains or my body?
What you are thinking...
Mmmmm. Boobs.
Shit now I'm totally fucked.
Is there any possible answer I can give that won't result in me getting a knee in the groin?
Body wins by default, can't choose what isn't there, right?
What you can actually say...
You're the perfect combination of both.
Yes.
I love you. (Make sure to emphasise the "you".)
If you could sleep with one of my friends, which one would it be?
What you are thinking...
I was only supposed to sleep with one?
That's a tough one. Rebecca has the sweetest little arse, but Tori has an amazing rack and a great attitude.
Dunno. Which of 'em would sleep with me?
OMFG! Threesome!
What you can actually say...
You're the only woman I need
I love you. Anyway, all your friends are ugly. (Don't insult her friends.)
Will you love me when I'm old, fat and ugly?
What you are thinking...
You already are.
I already do.
What? Eww! Ewwww- No! No I damn will not love you if you are fat and gross. I'll probably fake my own death and live the rest of my life in a different country.
What you can actually say...
Of course I will. (She'll think of you as a liar.)
Oh honey, that's such a long way off. Let's not talk about such depressing things. (She'll think of you as a romantic liar, which is only a little better.)
This is the ultimate question that no man can escape.
What should I wear tonight?
What you are thinking...
The other-side of this condom?
Something slutty.
A towel?
Actually, how about nothing?
Me.
I DON'T BLOODY CARE!
What you can actually say...
Anything you want, you look good in anything/everything and nothing.
Uh....what should I wear tonight? Huh? Yeah... How do you like that? (She actually would love to dress you)
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
ENGLISH MORE THAN A LANGUAGE IN INDIA???
Excellent article
India Strips To Western Culture!
India, the land of admired spirituality and upscale knowledge, had ever safeguarded it's eminence, reputation and individuality, being united an unique irrespective of the encircling varieties. The nation has been depicted before the international community as the 'dove of peace.' However, today India is no more known for it's worth praising contributions on the realms of knowledge and scientific excellence or spiritual revolutions. But, is known as a mere supplier of cheap workforce and as a tolerant nation to any sort of bull-work, but for few bucks.
Buzz up!
In older times, undoubtedly, India had the 'Indian-ness' everywhere in the nation. Recently I had a late night-walk across the famous 'Brigade Road' in Bangalore and for a while I was in a delusion as if I had landed up at a busy street in Europe, but I couldn't call it Europe too... somewhere midway between India and Europe.
Dear Indians, who told you that denuding Indian women will bring western culture to India?
Girls aged seventeen or eighteen were walking lazily, hand in hand with guys who looked bummed out. To delineate the dressing style, oh! I should not call it dress, because few inches of garment cannot help the purpose of dress or clothing. There half opened eyes conveyed me the amount of alcohol they had consumed, in clear terms. And I am sure, if I would have asked any one of them 'why do you be like this?, their burning eyes could have asked me in return, are you from stone age?
We, the Indian youth have learned to speak better English, we learned to select cloths on brand names and also have tamed our taste buds to American Pizza or Chinese Burger, but pathetically failed to understand what differentiate India an Europe. Every Indian is crazy about western lifestyle, western food, western dressings and western culture. But while mimicking the 'westernity', we never try to understand the upper class values they maintain or the civilised ways they follow.
Dear Indians, who told you that denuding Indian women will bring western culture to India? How have you mis-conceptualized that being arrogant and intolerant will help you to mimic foreign civilisation? What made you thinking that few vulgar words and 'slangs' are the essence of English language?
European culture and lifestyle is far beyond all these, and it is true to say that they are 350 yeas ahead to India with regards to every aspect. But with no inspirations and ambitions, but with petty mimicking skills, India reached behind 350 years, instead heading ahead. The most painful fact is that we are blind enough to see the realities and are still in search of shorter and shorter cloths and uncivilized slangs!
India Strips To Western Culture!
India, the land of admired spirituality and upscale knowledge, had ever safeguarded it's eminence, reputation and individuality, being united an unique irrespective of the encircling varieties. The nation has been depicted before the international community as the 'dove of peace.' However, today India is no more known for it's worth praising contributions on the realms of knowledge and scientific excellence or spiritual revolutions. But, is known as a mere supplier of cheap workforce and as a tolerant nation to any sort of bull-work, but for few bucks.
Buzz up!
In older times, undoubtedly, India had the 'Indian-ness' everywhere in the nation. Recently I had a late night-walk across the famous 'Brigade Road' in Bangalore and for a while I was in a delusion as if I had landed up at a busy street in Europe, but I couldn't call it Europe too... somewhere midway between India and Europe.
Dear Indians, who told you that denuding Indian women will bring western culture to India?
Girls aged seventeen or eighteen were walking lazily, hand in hand with guys who looked bummed out. To delineate the dressing style, oh! I should not call it dress, because few inches of garment cannot help the purpose of dress or clothing. There half opened eyes conveyed me the amount of alcohol they had consumed, in clear terms. And I am sure, if I would have asked any one of them 'why do you be like this?, their burning eyes could have asked me in return, are you from stone age?
We, the Indian youth have learned to speak better English, we learned to select cloths on brand names and also have tamed our taste buds to American Pizza or Chinese Burger, but pathetically failed to understand what differentiate India an Europe. Every Indian is crazy about western lifestyle, western food, western dressings and western culture. But while mimicking the 'westernity', we never try to understand the upper class values they maintain or the civilised ways they follow.
Dear Indians, who told you that denuding Indian women will bring western culture to India? How have you mis-conceptualized that being arrogant and intolerant will help you to mimic foreign civilisation? What made you thinking that few vulgar words and 'slangs' are the essence of English language?
European culture and lifestyle is far beyond all these, and it is true to say that they are 350 yeas ahead to India with regards to every aspect. But with no inspirations and ambitions, but with petty mimicking skills, India reached behind 350 years, instead heading ahead. The most painful fact is that we are blind enough to see the realities and are still in search of shorter and shorter cloths and uncivilized slangs!
Thursday, August 12, 2010
If you do not know who is Balakrishna... ....
1. Balakrishna makes onions cry
2. Balakrishna can delete the Recycle Bin.
3. Ghosts are actually caused by Balakrishna killing people faster than Death can process them.
4. Balakrishna can build a snowman..... out of rain.
5. Balakrishna can strangle you with a cordless phone.
6. Balakrishna can drown a fish.
7. When Balakrishna enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,............. he turns the dark off.
8. When Balakrishna looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Balakrishna and Balakrishna.
9. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Balakrishna can throw Brett Favre even further.
10. The last digit of pi is Balakrishna. He is the end of all things.
11. Balakrishna does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
12. Bullets dodge Balakrishna.
13. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot
belongs to Balakrishna and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
14. Balakrishna' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Balakrishna.
15. If you spell Balakrishna wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Balakrishna? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
16. Balakrishna can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
17. Once a cobra bit Balakrishna' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
18. When Balakrishna gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
19. Balakrishna can kill two stones with one bird.
20. Balakrishna was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
21. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Balakrishna can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
22. There is no such thing as global warming. Balakrishna was cold, so he turned the sun up.
23. Balakrishna can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
24. Balakrishna has a deep and abiding respect for human life? unless it gets in his way.
25. Balakrishna once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
26. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Balakrishna could use to kill you, including the room itself.
27. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Balakrishna.
28. Balakrishna destroyed the periodic table, because Balakrishna only recognizes the element of surprise.
29. Balakrishna got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
30. With the rising cost of gasoline, Balakrishna is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
31. The square root of Balakrishna is pain. Do not try to square Balakrishna, the result is death.
32. When you say "no one's perfect", Balakrishna takes this as a personal insult.
33. Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet with Balakrishna
34. Balakrishna has counted to infinity - twice
35. When Balakrishna does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, he's pushing earth down
36. Balakrishna is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
37. Balakrishna doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
38. Balakrishna gave MonaLisa that smile
39. Balakrishna can slam a revolving door
40. Balakrishna's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
41. Balakrishna grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
42. If you google search "Balakrishna getting kicked"your search will generate 0 results. It just doesn't happen.
43. It takes Balakrishna 20 mins to watch 60 minutes
44. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Balakrishna kicked one of the corners off.
45. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Balakrishna lives in Hyderabad
46. Balakrishna once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink
47. The only thing that runs faster and longer than Balakrishna are his films.
48. Balakrishna every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
49. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Balakrishna there is no other way.
1. Balakrishna makes onions cry
2. Balakrishna can delete the Recycle Bin.
3. Ghosts are actually caused by Balakrishna killing people faster than Death can process them.
4. Balakrishna can build a snowman..... out of rain.
5. Balakrishna can strangle you with a cordless phone.
6. Balakrishna can drown a fish.
7. When Balakrishna enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,............. he turns the dark off.
8. When Balakrishna looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Balakrishna and Balakrishna.
9. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Balakrishna can throw Brett Favre even further.
10. The last digit of pi is Balakrishna. He is the end of all things.
11. Balakrishna does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
12. Bullets dodge Balakrishna.
13. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot
belongs to Balakrishna and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
14. Balakrishna' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Balakrishna.
15. If you spell Balakrishna wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Balakrishna? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
16. Balakrishna can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
17. Once a cobra bit Balakrishna' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
18. When Balakrishna gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
19. Balakrishna can kill two stones with one bird.
20. Balakrishna was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
21. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Balakrishna can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
22. There is no such thing as global warming. Balakrishna was cold, so he turned the sun up.
23. Balakrishna can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
24. Balakrishna has a deep and abiding respect for human life? unless it gets in his way.
25. Balakrishna once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
26. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Balakrishna could use to kill you, including the room itself.
27. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Balakrishna.
28. Balakrishna destroyed the periodic table, because Balakrishna only recognizes the element of surprise.
29. Balakrishna got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
30. With the rising cost of gasoline, Balakrishna is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
31. The square root of Balakrishna is pain. Do not try to square Balakrishna, the result is death.
32. When you say "no one's perfect", Balakrishna takes this as a personal insult.
33. Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet with Balakrishna
34. Balakrishna has counted to infinity - twice
35. When Balakrishna does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, he's pushing earth down
36. Balakrishna is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
37. Balakrishna doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
38. Balakrishna gave MonaLisa that smile
39. Balakrishna can slam a revolving door
40. Balakrishna's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
41. Balakrishna grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
42. If you google search "Balakrishna getting kicked"your search will generate 0 results. It just doesn't happen.
43. It takes Balakrishna 20 mins to watch 60 minutes
44. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Balakrishna kicked one of the corners off.
45. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Balakrishna lives in Hyderabad
46. Balakrishna once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink
47. The only thing that runs faster and longer than Balakrishna are his films.
48. Balakrishna every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
49. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Balakrishna there is no other way.
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Does Sleep Make You Grow Taller ??
Are you wondering how does sleep make you grow taller? Sleeping early will benefit you in a lot of ways with regards to growing taller. Additionally, knowing the best sleeping position to grow taller also adds a few more centimeters to your height.
How Does Sleep Help You Grow Taller In Height?
Aside from getting the proper nutrition and keeping a workout routine to give your body some helpful activities to boost the release of your growth hormones, getting an uninterrupted 8 hours of time to sleep also helps you grow taller.
It is at this critical time that your pituitary gland produces the maximum growth hormones for release to your system. In fact if you are still in your growth years, you can even do away with growth supplements as long as you make sure that you get enough time to sleep and help your glands do their job well.
The Best Sleeping Position To Grow Taller
You don't know it yet but sleeping flat on your back or sleeping without a pillow helps increase your height. This simple strategy makes it easier for gravity to decompress and align your spinal column properly to give you better posture and make you stand taller. If you find it difficult to sleep without a pillow, try using a smaller one for the mean time until you adjust.
Sleeping on a firm mattress also helps flatten your back but be sure that your bed is still comfortable enough for you to sleep.
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