WORST PICKUP LINES EVER!!!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you in between F and CK."

"You're hot, I'm ugly. Let’s make average babies."

You need something to shut that big mouth of yours."

I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?"

Nice legs; what time do they open?"

The word of the day is legs. Let's go to your house and spread the word."

My shirt would look great on your bedroom floor."

I'm going to have sex with you tonight; you might as well be there to enjoy it."

You have a better body than my dead great-grandmother!"

You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?"

I inserted the quarter, when does the fun start?"

Last night, I practiced on your sister."

Well... it's not going to suck itself."

I've already had sex with you five times, while you were sleeping. Want to make it six?"

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?"

Cold out isn't it? (Staring at breasts)"

Wanna have sex?"

"Did you know a teaspoon of sperm only contains 2 calories?"