WHAT TO SAY AND WHAT NOT TO SAY

Does this make me look fat?

What you are thinking...

Hmmm... let me jog around you a few times to take a look. See you in 20.

No, but just in case we should ask a salesperson about the tensile strength of that fabric.

Hey! That dress actually does make you look thin! Buy that!

No, no, no, turn around. There. Now you look fat.

Well, no. Not all of you. Only certain parts of you.


What you can actually say...


No, of course not.

You look beautiful.

It looks beautiful.

I love you just the way you are.

Let's have sex tonight.






Do you love me for my brains or my body?



What you are thinking...

Mmmmm. Boobs.

Shit now I'm totally fucked.

Is there any possible answer I can give that won't result in me getting a knee in the groin?

Body wins by default, can't choose what isn't there, right?


What you can actually say... 


You're the perfect combination of both.

Yes.

I love you. (Make sure to emphasise the "you".)

If you could sleep with one of my friends, which one would it be?

What you are thinking...

I was only supposed to sleep with one?

That's a tough one. Rebecca has the sweetest little arse, but Tori has an amazing rack and a great attitude.

Dunno. Which of 'em would sleep with me?

OMFG! Threesome!


What you can actually say... 


You're the only woman I need

I love you. Anyway, all your friends are ugly. (Don't insult her friends.)

Will you love me when I'm old, fat and ugly? 

What you are thinking...

You already are.

I already do.

What? Eww! Ewwww- No! No I damn will not love you if you are fat and gross. I'll probably fake my own death and live the rest of my life in a different country.


What you can actually say...

Of course I will. (She'll think of you as a liar.)

Oh honey, that's such a long way off. Let's not talk about such depressing things. (She'll think of you as a romantic liar, which is only a little better.)

This is the ultimate question that no man can escape.

What should I wear tonight?

What you are thinking...

The other-side of this condom?

Something slutty.

A towel?

Actually, how about nothing?

Me.

I DON'T BLOODY CARE!


What you can actually say...

Anything you want, you look good in anything/everything and nothing.

Uh....what should I wear tonight? Huh? Yeah... How do you like that? (She actually would love to dress you)

ENGLISH MORE THAN A LANGUAGE IN INDIA???

Excellent article

India Strips To Western Culture!


India, the land of admired spirituality and upscale knowledge, had ever safeguarded it's eminence, reputation and individuality, being united an unique irrespective of the encircling varieties. The nation has been depicted before the international community as the 'dove of peace.' However, today India is no more known for it's worth praising contributions on the realms of knowledge and scientific excellence or spiritual revolutions. But, is known as a mere supplier of cheap workforce and as a tolerant nation to any sort of bull-work, but for few bucks.

Buzz up!
In older times, undoubtedly, India had the 'Indian-ness' everywhere in the nation. Recently I had a late night-walk across the famous 'Brigade Road' in Bangalore and for a while I was in a delusion as if I had landed up at a busy street in Europe, but I couldn't call it Europe too... somewhere midway between India and Europe.

Dear Indians, who told you that denuding Indian women will bring western culture to India?

Girls aged seventeen or eighteen were walking lazily, hand in hand with guys who looked bummed out. To delineate the dressing style, oh! I should not call it dress, because few inches of garment cannot help the purpose of dress or clothing. There half opened eyes conveyed me the amount of alcohol they had consumed, in clear terms. And I am sure, if I would have asked any one of them 'why do you be like this?, their burning eyes could have asked me in return, are you from stone age?


We, the Indian youth have learned to speak better English, we learned to select cloths on brand names and also have tamed our taste buds to American Pizza or Chinese Burger, but pathetically failed to understand what differentiate India an Europe. Every Indian is crazy about western lifestyle, western food, western dressings and western culture. But while mimicking the 'westernity', we never try to understand the upper class values they maintain or the civilised ways they follow.


Dear Indians, who told you that denuding Indian women will bring western culture to India? How have you mis-conceptualized that being arrogant and intolerant will help you to mimic foreign civilisation? What made you thinking that few vulgar words and 'slangs' are the essence of English language?

European culture and lifestyle is far beyond all these, and it is true to say that they are 350 yeas ahead to India with regards to every aspect. But with no inspirations and ambitions, but with petty mimicking skills, India reached behind 350 years, instead heading ahead. The most painful fact is that we are blind enough to see the realities and are still in search of shorter and shorter cloths and uncivilized slangs!

If you do not know who is Balakrishna... ....




1. Balakrishna makes onions cry
2. Balakrishna can delete the Recycle Bin.
3. Ghosts are actually caused by Balakrishna killing people faster than Death can process them.
4. Balakrishna can build a snowman..... out of rain.
5. Balakrishna can strangle you with a cordless phone.
6. Balakrishna can drown a fish.
7. When Balakrishna enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,............. he turns the dark off.
8. When Balakrishna looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Balakrishna and Balakrishna.
9. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Balakrishna can throw Brett Favre even further.
10. The last digit of pi is Balakrishna. He is the end of all things.
11. Balakrishna does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
12. Bullets dodge Balakrishna.
13. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot
belongs to Balakrishna and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
14. Balakrishna' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Balakrishna.
15. If you spell Balakrishna wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Balakrishna? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
16. Balakrishna can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
17. Once a cobra bit Balakrishna' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
18. When Balakrishna gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
19. Balakrishna can kill two stones with one bird.
20. Balakrishna was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
21. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Balakrishna can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
22. There is no such thing as global warming. Balakrishna was cold, so he turned the sun up.
23. Balakrishna can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
24. Balakrishna has a deep and abiding respect for human life? unless it gets in his way.
25. Balakrishna once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
26. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Balakrishna could use to kill you, including the room itself.
27. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Balakrishna.
28. Balakrishna destroyed the periodic table, because Balakrishna only recognizes the element of surprise.
29. Balakrishna got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
30. With the rising cost of gasoline, Balakrishna is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
31. The square root of Balakrishna is pain. Do not try to square Balakrishna, the result is death.
32. When you say "no one's perfect", Balakrishna takes this as a personal insult.
33. Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet with Balakrishna
34. Balakrishna has counted to infinity - twice
35. When Balakrishna does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, he's pushing earth down
36. Balakrishna is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
37. Balakrishna doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
38. Balakrishna gave MonaLisa that smile
39. Balakrishna can slam a revolving door
40. Balakrishna's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
41. Balakrishna grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
42. If you google search "Balakrishna getting kicked"your search will generate 0 results. It just doesn't happen.
43. It takes Balakrishna 20 mins to watch 60 minutes
44. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Balakrishna kicked one of the corners off.
45. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Balakrishna lives in Hyderabad
46. Balakrishna once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink
47. The only thing that runs faster and longer than Balakrishna are his films.
48. Balakrishna every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
49. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Balakrishna there is no other way.

Does Sleep Make You Grow Taller ??

Are you wondering how does sleep make you grow taller? Sleeping early will benefit you in a lot of ways with regards to growing taller. Additionally, knowing the best sleeping position to grow taller also adds a few more centimeters to your height.

How Does Sleep Help You Grow Taller In Height?

Aside from getting the proper nutrition and keeping a workout routine to give your body some helpful activities to boost the release of your growth hormones, getting an uninterrupted 8 hours of time to sleep also helps you grow taller.

It is at this critical time that your pituitary gland produces the maximum growth hormones for release to your system. In fact if you are still in your growth years, you can even do away with growth supplements as long as you make sure that you get enough time to sleep and help your glands do their job well.

The Best Sleeping Position To Grow Taller

You don't know it yet but sleeping flat on your back or sleeping without a pillow helps increase your height. This simple strategy makes it easier for gravity to decompress and align your spinal column properly to give you better posture and make you stand taller. If you find it difficult to sleep without a pillow, try using a smaller one for the mean time until you adjust.

Sleeping on a firm mattress also helps flatten your back but be sure that your bed is still comfortable enough for you to sleep.

Hair Care

Flaky and Itchy Scalp Cure

How often do you notice snow flake like matter settled on your shoulder and scalp that becomes evident every time you scratch your scalp? This is a condition experienced by a lot of people and is due to the skin cells that are lost. The reasons for a dry and flaky scalp are many and this generally itches a lot. These conditions, however, are more associated with the lifestyle that a person is leading, lack of nutrition, extensive use of chemicals on the hair, scalp deprived of the moisture and so on. Sometimes, extreme weather conditions could also be the cause for formation of flakes. Intensive use of hair products is the major cause for a flaky scalp because most of these products contain a considerably large amount of chemicals to give an artificial shine to hair.


Proper treatment and hair care is of utmost importance if you want to get rid of this condition.

Apple cider vinegar is a great way to get rid of a flaky and itchy scalp. Mix the vinegar with warm water in the ratio 2:1 where apple cider vinegar is two parts and water is 1 part. Wash your hair with a mild shampoo and then pour this mixture on your hair and massage it into your scalp and allow it to dry. You need not rinse it after it has dried and can add essential oils like lavender or rosemary for better results.

Coconut oil is another great way of treating a flaky scalp and has been followed for years by many. Heat some coconut oil until warm and massage this onto your scalp and hair, tie your hair up, let it stay overnight and wash off with a mild shampoo the next day. Do not pour hot water over the head as too much heat makes the scalp dry due to which it loses its moisture.

 Massage your hair on a regular basis as this enhances the flow of blood to the scalp and also helps to loosen the dead cells on the scalp which can be got rid off easily by washing it. Wash your hair with a shampoo and then use a conditioner in winter to avoid a dry scalp. At the same time, ensure that you do not use a lot of shampoo as that can also cause a problem. However, if the itching and flakes are causing a lot of discomfort and the symptoms are too severe it is best you visit a dermatologist.


Supplements for Hair Loss

If you are suffering from hair loss, there would perhaps be no need for you to take any supplements that would help you out. What you can do is make a start by changing your hair care habits and improving your diet to begin with. This may very well end up being the only thing you need to do at all. A lot of people neglect their hair on a daily basis, which is what ends up resulting in a large amount of hair fall to start with. You need to ensure that your hair is well fed and kept clean every day just like the rest of your body. Start with cutting your hair short. This will not only improve your looks, it will also make your hair easier to manage. Short hair is easier to comb and it dries faster, thereby eliminating the need for using hair dryers and such things, which usually only add to your hair fall. Then, you can start washing your hair with a natural and organic shampoo which is specifically suited to your hair type. This will be helpful in keeping your hair well managed as well as nourished according to its needs. Apply hair oil to your hair twice a week. Use olive and coconut oil in equal quantities. All you need to do is warm it and massage your scalp generously with it. Leave this overnight and wash it the next morning. The difference will be instant.


Diet for Hair Loss

You should also improve your diet by adding all sources of vitamin A to it. This is particularly useful for improved hair as well as nail growth.

In particular, focus on carrots, which contain keratin, the substance that your hair is pretty much made up of. You should also add all other yellow colored fruits and vegetables to your diet, as all of them are rich in this nutrient. Almonds are also particularly good for hair. Try and soak about six overnight and chew on them in the morning.

 You can also soak a tablespoon of fenugreek seeds in a glass of water every night and drink this water in the morning. This will also improve the general health of your hair. Keep in mind that this may not be particularly palatable or tasty. Following most of the methods listed here will make a difference to your hair in about a month or more. Be patient and do not stop half way through.


Vitamin and Hair Loss

If you are suffering from hair loss, you would need to start off with improving your diet. Keep in mind that a well balanced, whole and square meal will not only work wonders towards improving your hair, it will also improve your general health. Add all nutrients to your meals. But first, examine whether you are eating the amount you should be. You would need to eat at least five small meals a day – make sure you are doing that to begin with. Each of your meals should be small and should contain a mixture of all nutrients. There should be carbohydrates, vitamins, minerals, proteins and fats. Even if you are generally health conscious and lean eater, you must have everything in every meal. You can always control your quantities. In order to have good hair and nails, you should also add a lot of food rich in vitamin A to your meals. Try and include this nutrient in each meal and you should be able to quickly get rid of the problem of hair fall.

The commonest sources of vitamin A are carrots, papaya, broccoli, kale, spinach, sweet potatoes, collard greens, pumpkin, cantaloupe, mango, peas, liver and most innards of all types of meat and eggs. If possible, keep this list handy so that you are always aware of what you need to add and you can add a variety to each meal rather than getting tedious.

Calcium and Hair Loss

You can also add larger quantities of calcium to your diet in order to improve your general health. However, keep in mind that calcium is more important for proper bone and teeth health. It will not really help too much with hair growth or development, although there is certainly no harm in including it in your diet. The best sources of calcium would be found in all milk products as well as soy products. This is a lesser known and mostly ignored fact. You would do well to keep it in mind. Eating soya beans and all soya products can also be helpful in improving your immunity. Among the other good sources of calcium would be spinach, beans of all types, and citrus fruits such as oranges, lemons and grapefruit. One of the richest and best sources of calcium are all sorts of tree nuts. Walnuts, almonds, raisins, pecans, cashews and hazel nuts when eaten in a combination will fulfill your requirement for calcium on a daily basis.

Natural Home Remedies and Cures for Depression

Depression is one of the most common emotional disorders. It may be manifested in varying degrees: from feelings of slight sadness to utter misery and dejection. Depression is a very unpleasant malady and is far more difficult to cope with than a physical ailment. The growing complexities of modem life and its resultant crises, as well as the mental stress and strain of day-to-day life, usually leads to this disorder.









Depression Symptoms

The most striking symptoms of depression are an acute sense of loss, inexplicable sadness, loss of energy, lack of interest in the world around, and fatigue. A disturbed sleep is a frequent occurrence.

Other symptoms of depression are loss of appetite, giddiness, itching, nausea, agitation, irritability, impotence or frigidity, constipation, aches and pains all over the body, lack of concentration, and indecisiveness.

Cases of severe depression may be characterised by low body temperature, low blood pressure, hot flushes and shivering.


Causes of Depression

Prolonged periods of anxiety and tension can cause mental depression.
The excessive and indiscriminate use of drugs also leads to faulty assimilation of vitamins and minerals by the body and ultimately causes depression.


Home Remedies for Depression

Depression treatment using Apple

Apple is one of the most valuable remedies for mental depression. The various chemical substances present in this fruit such as vitamin B, phosphorus, and potassium help the synthesis of glutamic acid, which controls the wear and tear of nerve cells. The fruit should be taken with milk and honey. This remedy will act as a very effective nerve tonic and recharge the nerves with new energy and life.

Depression treatment using Cashewnut

The cashewnut is another valuable remedy for general depression and nervous weakness. It is rich in vitamins of the B group, especially thiamine, and is therefore useful in stimulating the appetite and the nervous system. It is also rich in riboflavin which keeps the body active, cheerful, and energetic.

Depression treatment using Cardamom

The use of cardamom has proved valuable in depression. Powdered seeds should be boiled in water and tea prepared in the usual way. A very pleasing aroma is added to the tea, which can be used as a medicine in the treatment of this condition.

Depression treatment using Rose

An infusion of rose petals should be prepared by mixing 15 gm of rose petals in 250 ml of boiling water. If drunk occasionally, instead of the usual tea and coffee, it is beneficial for treating this condition.



Diet for Depression

Exclude tea, coffee, alcohol, strong condiments

The diet of a person suffering from depression should completely exclude tea, coffee, alcohol, chocolate, colas, all white flour products, sugar, food colorings, chemical additives, white rice, and strong condiments.

Take three meals a day

The diet should be restricted to three meals. Fruits can be taken in the morning for breakfast with milk and a handful of nuts or seeds. Lunch may consist of steamed vegetables, wholewheat wheat tortilla and a glass of buttermilk. For dinner, green vegetable salad and all the available sprouts such as alfalfa seeds, green gram beans, cottage cheese, or a glass of buttermilk would be ideal.

Exercise

Exercise also plays an important role in the treatment of depression. It not only keeps the body physically and mentally fit, but also provides recreation and mental relaxation. It is nature's best tranquilliser. Exercise also tones up the body, provides a feeling of accomplishment, and reduces the sense of helplessness.

Relaxation and Meditation

The patient must also learn the art of relaxation and meditation which will go a long way in curing depression. He must gain control over his nervous system and channelise his mental and emotional energies into restful activities. This can be achieved by ensuring sufficient rest and sleep under quiet conditions. Meditation will help create a balance in the nervous system. This will enable the hormonal glands to return to a correct state of hormonal balance and thereby overcome the feeling of depression.

My color is fair ,but I have very dark armpits as well as a dark private areas???

There are several reasons why your armpits and your genital area, have become so dark, in spite of you being fair.

If you sweat profusely,
if you generally wear polyester clothes,
if you use deodorants that don’t suit your skin,or
if you use razors or hair-removing lotions to remove hair from both these areas, then your condition can be linked to one of these causes. All or any one of these could be the reason for your skin turning dark.




The first thing that you need to do is start wearing cotton dresses, as well as cotton undergarments, to absorb the sweat. The uric acid that is released along with the sweat is what causes the skin to darken, if left unattended.


Shaving and using hair-removing lotion is also an absolute no-no for these areas. Shaving causes a lot of friction and hair-removing lotions contain strong chemicals to dissolve the hair. This inevitably affects the skin when used over a period of time. Also, use a non-acidic soap or a herbal soap for your daily bath. Even this small change will help.


There are a few remedies that you can try in order to reduce the darkness in these areas, but be forewarned, these remedies will take time to show any results. Both these areas are very sensitive, so the treatment administered to them has to be mild enough so as to not cause any kind of aggravation and discomfort. One of the best remedies for dark skin is to rub a piece of lemon on the affected area. But because these areas are sensitive, it would be advisable to mix lemon juice with other ingredients to benefit from the natural bleaching properties of lemon. You can mix lemon juice to turmeric and cucumber juice and apply this mixture to the affected areas. Leave it one for at least 15-20 minutes before washing it off with warm water. Alternately, you can mix lemon juice with yogurt and apply it regularly to both the areas.



Another mixture that helps considerably is two tablespoons of finely powdered dried orange peels mixed with one tablespoon of yogurt. You can also use a paste made out of sandalwood and rose water. One more concoction that you can apply is a mixture of honey, almond oil, lemon juice, and milk powder. Apart from removing the darkness, this mixture will also help to naturally moisturize these areas. Last, but not the least, as it is highly effective, apply aloe vera gel to the affected areas regularly.



Dark armpits natural remedies


The main cause for dark armpits and dark pubic area, especially when you are otherwise fair-skinned is use of a razor or hair-removing creams to get rid of unwanted hair in those regions. In order to reduce the discolouration, opt for waxing since that not only removes the hair from the roots removing the possibility of in-growth, but also exfoliates the dead skin. Discolouration could also happen due to irritation by the chemicals in deodorants. Use anti-fungal talcum powder instead of anti-perspirants and deodorants during summer. You could also use alum powder in your underarms or rub some baking soda after the shower to reduce the discolouration.


If the discolouration is intense, rub lemon slices on the affected areas since the natural bleaching agent in the lemon will help to lighten the areas. You can also apply a paste of 1 tsp of lemon juice, 1 tsp of cucumber juice and a pinch of turmeric powder to the affected areas. Another alternate is a paste prepared with 1 tbsp of curd, 1 tsp of gram flour, pinch of turmeric and 1 tsp of milk. Leave it for 20 minutes and wash it off with cold water once it is dry. A paste of sandalwood powder and rose water works equally well. Finally rub Vitamin E oil and coconut oil on the affected regions to keep them moist and reduce the chances of further discolouration.


Sprinkle some sugar crystals on your dark arm pits and rub it with lemon juice, till the crystals of sugar melt. This will definitely help you lighten the darker skin tone of your arm pits.


Apply a paste of lemon juice and turmeric powder so as to lighten your dark arm pits
You can use lemon juice as a scrub in order to remove the dead skin of the arm pits. Also, lemon juice serves as an excellent bleaching agent with no serious repercussions. Hence, it helps you lighten the skin tone of your arm pits.

You may also use potato as a bleaching agent so as to lighten the dark skin in the arm pits. Place a few the slices of potato on the arm pits for approximately ten minutes and then wash it so as to attain the desired result.